The Super Bad, Awesome Mind Bender!!!

If I had super powers, I would use them for my own entertainment and evil purposes. Don't judge me, I'm just being honest. I would just be too tempted by my awesome powers to use them for evil.

So, if my friend (Jordan) was imprisoned for a crime they didn't commit, (Which was murder) I would used my mind control powers to make the guards attack each other with guns, and then I would simply walk in and bend the metal (with my mind) to it's breaking point, and then take my friend to a safe house, where he would be supplied with a new identity, and lots of money in cash.

Next, the cops would scream my evil super villain name (Which would be the Awesome Mind Bender) at the top of their lungs! Finally, just for fun, I would rob a bank, and steal lots of cash, and fly (with my awesome mind powers) back to my lair, and roll around in the stolen money for hours. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Scary Presentation Over Scary Car Situations

Yesterday's presentation over drinking and driving, combined with graphic videos about distracted driving, really scared me. Truth be told, I didn't even watch most of the videos, I knew that they would give me horrible nightmares, but the parts I saw between my fingers nearly made me scream. I don't like it when children die, let alone right in front of me, even if it "isn't real", children do die in accidents every day, and I hate it. Watching things like that really feels like a slap in the face for me.

Also, drinking and driving scares the crap out of me, because even if you make a point of not drinking, and promise never to do it, you can't control what the person next to you will do. You can still be killed by a drunk driver, no matter what you put in your body.

Distracted driving can cause the same effect, by just one driver texting on his or her phone, can cause a three-car pile-up on a busy highway, killing loads of people, not to mention the families that will grieve for each of the dead.

All this is so sad, I might just not drive my Jeep for a while. Ha! Fooled you! Nothing will keep me from my Jeep! Nothing!

Lohan's Crime, But Hardly Any Time

With all the publicity on Lindsey Lohan's run-inns with the law, I have realized something. If your famous, you get a get-out-of-trouble-free card, or something like that, when you do something less than legal. If someone else who wasn't famous was in Lindsey's situation, they would be thrown in jail for theft for up to five years, not two weeks. If you don't show up to community service until you are over thirty minutes late, you don't send cupcakes. You beg not to be thrown in jail for violating your parole. If say, I did the things Lindsey did, I would be sent to reform school, and wouldn't see the light of day until I was twenty-one, or worse. Remember, she was also arrested for drunk driving multiple times, and is known for raging house parties. She even had a blow-out block party while under house arrest! As a closing, if Lohan wasn't so famous, two things would have happened: The story wouldn't be on the news, and she wouldn't have gotten special treatment from the court, and be serving the time in jail that she earned.

Happy Halloween!

One of my favorite Halloween memories is when I took my little cousins Natalie, Gabbie, and Jo Jo trick-or-treating. I remember Jo Jo's adorable Spider-man outfit, and Gabbie and Natalie looked cute in their blue and pink princess costumes. They all had their pumpkin trick-or-treat baskets, and they where filling up fast. I took them to my grandmother's house last, because I knew that she had an extra special treat waiting for us. When I took them up the steps, my grandmother was already at the door with the kid's favorite treat of all- caramel apples! This sadly turned out to be the last Halloween my grandmother spent with us, which makes this memory especially special to me.

My favorite ghost story is actually what happened in my house, and was witnessed by me and my older sister Macy, so if you don't believe me, you can ask Macy about the parts she saw.

Macy and I were home alone and I was sitting in a recliner watching T.V. Macy was walking by the entrance to the room when she suddenly stopped and screamed. I looked at her, and paciently waited for her to stop. Macy then screamed at me that there was a little blond girl standing across the room from me, and watching us. She darted to the place in which she saw the girl, but of course, the girl wasn't there anymore. I told Macy that I didn't see anything, and that she was just trying to scare me. She repeatedly told me that she wasn't lying, and that she really saw a little girl. I dismissed this, and continued to watch my show.

By is time, Macy left the room, and I was all alone. Out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw something move, so I turned to look. In the dark corner right by me, there was a girl that looked about eight years old staring directly at me, and I saw that she had big, dark spots where her eyes should be, and she was wearing a night gown, like she was getting ready for bed. When I realized that I wasn't imagining it, I screamed for my sister. When I turned to look for Macy, I lost sight of the ghost girl, and with my knowledge of scary movies, I knew when I turned back to face the girl, she wouldn't be there anymore.

I really think that I saw the ghost girl, and so does Macy. Since that night, strange things have happened in my house, such as new light bulbs exploding as you walk into the room, a room gets unnaturally cold but the rest of the house is normal, a child's hand prints on things that can't be reached by children, lights turning on by themselves, and shadowy figures moving across the room though everyone there is still. Now that I know my house isn't exactly normal, I just need to find out why.

My three all- time favorite spooky jokes are the following:

Q: What kind of road does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end!

Q:What is a witch's favorite class?
A: Spelling!

Q:How much does a dead person weigh?
A: A skeleton!

My Legacy..After I Die. :(

 A legacy is something you will be remembered by after you die. I think if I die right now, I would be remembered by my amazing personality. I always have something funny to say, and I enjoy making people laugh. I would also be remembered as a creative person, since I love to draw and do anything crafty. I would also be remembered for my love of books, since everyone I know knows that I read books like no tomorrow. I think my legacy would be one of creativity and laughter.

The Disgusting Soup From The Can

One day, I was home alone and it was dinner time. It was arctic outside, so I thought that some vegetable soup sounded heavenly. First mistake. Next, I observed that we were out of vegetables, so I then proceeded to the cabinet, where I then selected a can of soup. The instructions said to microwave the soup for five minutes on high, but since I like my soup very hot, I set it for six minutes. Second mistake. After my short continuation of standing there, the microwave dinged. I poured the hot, steamy contents out into a bowl, added crackers, and proceeded to enjoy my meal. After about one sip, I realized that something was off, but I continued to eat. Sadly, I just thought that it was natuaral for the soup to taste a little wrong, seeing that it wasn't homemade, so I continued to dine. Finally, I got so suspicious of the flavor, I went to look at the expiration date on the can, and saw that the soup went bad in 2009. I then ran to the bathroom and puked my guts up. I was sick for a week, and I still can't look at soup without feeling a bit nauseous.