The Disgusting Soup From The Can

One day, I was home alone and it was dinner time. It was arctic outside, so I thought that some vegetable soup sounded heavenly. First mistake. Next, I observed that we were out of vegetables, so I then proceeded to the cabinet, where I then selected a can of soup. The instructions said to microwave the soup for five minutes on high, but since I like my soup very hot, I set it for six minutes. Second mistake. After my short continuation of standing there, the microwave dinged. I poured the hot, steamy contents out into a bowl, added crackers, and proceeded to enjoy my meal. After about one sip, I realized that something was off, but I continued to eat. Sadly, I just thought that it was natuaral for the soup to taste a little wrong, seeing that it wasn't homemade, so I continued to dine. Finally, I got so suspicious of the flavor, I went to look at the expiration date on the can, and saw that the soup went bad in 2009. I then ran to the bathroom and puked my guts up. I was sick for a week, and I still can't look at soup without feeling a bit nauseous.