Fly In The White House!

If I could be a fly on the wall, I would choose to spy on Obama. I would creep, ninja style, into the White House, and activate my super-awesome-stealthy-invisibility suit. I would tip-toe through the oval office, and spy on the president.

It would then be reveled to me that Obama is actually Tyler Perry, who was researching for a new movie, Madea in The White House. I would take pictures of him removing his mask, and then I would sell them to the media for lots of cash.

I would be rolling around cash, gleefully enjoying my new money as Tyler Perry rotten in jail for ruining the country, all thanks to me, the fly on the wall.

(Okay, technically, I wasn't literally a fly. I interpreted the term "a fly on the wall" as someone who spies on other people. If this gets me in trouble, I protest that the blog instructed you to be a "fly on the wall", not an actual fly.)