So That's Why I'm Disturbed...

       By listing my favorite book, movie, and song, I have realized why I'm so disturbed and unstable in the brain. I blame my parents.
       My favorite book of all time is Desperation, by Steven King. If you don't like lots of death, destruction,  devastation, and unhappy endings, don't read this book. It is filled with horrible and nightmarish deaths and highly disturbing situations that will lead you to question the existence your very soul. This is why I love the book so.
       My favorite movie of all time is Little Nemo, which is NOT to be confused with Finding Nemo. Little Nemo is ten times as great as Finding Nemo, mainly because it doesn't involve fish. The story involves clowns, fairies, colorful flowers, and a huge dark demonic being that wishes to destroy all humanity. It's a lovely children's cartoon.
       The title of my favorite song is very explicit, so I don't feel comfortable listing it. Let's just say that it isn't school appropriate. So there.

Do It For The Children

Dear Best Principal EVER,

           The students of your school would highly appreciate your kindness and generosity if you allow us out of prison- I mean the fine learning environment that you oversee- for a viewing of The Hunger Games. 99.9% of students are about to explode from excitement about the coming movie, and if the students don't see the film soon, I fear they will spontaneously combust on school property, which can be very, very messy. We, the students, would gladly provide the amount of money to admit ourselves into the theater, so it would cost the school nothing. So please, Mr. Principal, Surprime Overlord of Wellington High, Beloved by all faculty and students, open your heart. Do it for the children.

                                                                              Only One of The Many Amazing, Caring, Responsible, Honorable Students of Wellington High School,
                                                                                         Cassidy Davis

I Miss Ya Already, Jordan!

Jordan:

         Though we never really hung out, I know you're pals with Macy, my sissy, and I know that she thinks you're awesome, which makes me think you must be pretty cool. So, you moving makes me sad. But don't worry, I'll comfort Macy when she's crying into her pillow screaming your name.

                        Best of luck in Utah,
                        Cassidy

Just Chill'n in ma Snuggie

When I'm feeling yucky inside, (not from emotional distress, I'm basically dead inside) I preform several easy steps to get back to wellness.

1. Take a bubble bath! Bubbles have magic  powers! BUBBLES!

2. Gag yourself! When your stomach's feeling ugly, just puke out the bad stuff in your gut!

3. Get a snuggie, and chill in it.

If none of the steps above help you, you have cancer. Sorry.