The students of your school would highly appreciate your kindness and generosity if you allow us out of prison- I mean the fine learning environment that you oversee- for a viewing of The Hunger Games. 99.9% of students are about to explode from excitement about the coming movie, and if the students don't see the film soon, I fear they will spontaneously combust on school property, which can be very, very messy. We, the students, would gladly provide the amount of money to admit ourselves into the theater, so it would cost the school nothing. So please, Mr. Principal, Surprime Overlord of Wellington High, Beloved by all faculty and students, open your heart. Do it for the children.
Only One of The Many Amazing, Caring, Responsible, Honorable Students of Wellington High School,
Cassidy Davis
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