Lohan's Crime, But Hardly Any Time

With all the publicity on Lindsey Lohan's run-inns with the law, I have realized something. If your famous, you get a get-out-of-trouble-free card, or something like that, when you do something less than legal. If someone else who wasn't famous was in Lindsey's situation, they would be thrown in jail for theft for up to five years, not two weeks. If you don't show up to community service until you are over thirty minutes late, you don't send cupcakes. You beg not to be thrown in jail for violating your parole. If say, I did the things Lindsey did, I would be sent to reform school, and wouldn't see the light of day until I was twenty-one, or worse. Remember, she was also arrested for drunk driving multiple times, and is known for raging house parties. She even had a blow-out block party while under house arrest! As a closing, if Lohan wasn't so famous, two things would have happened: The story wouldn't be on the news, and she wouldn't have gotten special treatment from the court, and be serving the time in jail that she earned.