Monday, October 31, 2011

The Super Bad, Awesome Mind Bender!!!

If I had super powers, I would use them for my own entertainment and evil purposes. Don't judge me, I'm just being honest. I would just be too tempted by my awesome powers to use them for evil.

So, if my friend (Jordan) was imprisoned for a crime they didn't commit, (Which was murder) I would used my mind control powers to make the guards attack each other with guns, and then I would simply walk in and bend the metal (with my mind) to it's breaking point, and then take my friend to a safe house, where he would be supplied with a new identity, and lots of money in cash.

Next, the cops would scream my evil super villain name (Which would be the Awesome Mind Bender) at the top of their lungs! Finally, just for fun, I would rob a bank, and steal lots of cash, and fly (with my awesome mind powers) back to my lair, and roll around in the stolen money for hours. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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