The students were in Mrs. Jaimes' classroom, learning how to say "banana" in Spanish. Just then, Mrs. Carter, better known as Madonna, blew up the wall.
Madonna walked through the new smoking opening, and said, "Mrs. Jaimes! I have something important to tell you!"
Mrs. Jaimes stood up, struck a heroic pose, and asked, "What is it?"
"Hi."
"Oh my gatos." Mrs. Jaimes exclaimed.
"Oh, and something else!" Madonna said. "Coach-"
Thud..... Thud.....
Kelsey asked, "What was tha-"
Thud..... THUD..... THUD......
Just then, the giant metallic face of Decipticon Coach Bo filled the windows. "MRS. JAIMES AND MRS. CARTER! SAVE US!" Logan and Jonathan begged, hiding behind a piñata together.
Mrs. Jaimes turned into her autobot form with a sombraro, and Madonna turned into a pink autobot. Coach Bo roared like a T-rex, and swiped his clawed hand, breaking all of the windows.
Mrs. Jaimes pressed the play button on her stereo, and Le Cucaracha started blasting. She fired hot salsa from her salsa gun into Coach Bo's eyes, and he roared in pain. Madonna tossed flaming chocolate chip cookies of death into Coach Bo's open mouth, and his tongue automatically caught on fire.
"RAAARRR!" Coach Bo cried, his giant metallic feet thud thuding all the way out of town.
"Yeah for Mrs. Jaimes and Madonna!" the students screamed.
"IT'S LE CUCARACHA TIME!" Mrs. Jaimes yelled, and everyone triumphantly did the cucaracha.
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