In high school, my dad was totally the brainiac redhead who everyone was like, "Dang, there's Jerry Dan, being all smart and stuff,".
My mom was a cheerleader (enough said). My mom dated lots of guys in high school, some she's not proud of (Chloe O'Rear's dad).
Thankfully she found my dad and said, "Booyah! Imma get me a redhead." Years later, they got married, and Macy came along in a baby carriage.
A year later, my mom went to Vegas. Nine months later, I was born.
(not everything that happens in vegas, stays in vegas)
by the way, this post isn't factual. My dad actually dated chloe o'rear's mom, my mom was a flaggirl, not a cheerleader, and my mom probably didn't say booyah when she met my dad.
ReplyDeletebut i thought the post would be funnier if my mom was portrayed as a "tart," as my mother put it.