(My spider post is under this one. This isn't a parody, it's just a joke I found.)
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.
"Sir," a Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered.
"Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all killeded straight out. I done buried them all myself. Took most o' tha morn'n."
"The President of the United States is dead?" The agent gulped in disbelief.
"Well, he kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he was."
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