My horrid ordeal started when I was kidnapped by an evil scientist while visiting China and somehow was transformed into an itsy-bitsy spider. And it only got worse from there. I managed to escape my cage, and just before I made it to the window, BAM! I got swatted by a flyswatter.
"HAHA, PUNY SPIDER! IF I CAN'T EXPIRIMENT ON YOU, YOU SHALL DIEEEEE!" the mad lady screamed.
I cried in my squeaky voice, "Evasive Manuvers!" and jumped onto the flyswatter, and began skittering up it, and jumped onto the horrid woman's face. She screamed in terror and tried to swat me away. Without thinking, I rushed across her cheek, tripped, and fell into a very smelly, dark, and waxy crevice-like thing.
I couldn't see the mad scientist, but I could hear her angry voice and crazy ramblings. I wouldv'e ran for it, but I was too traumatized by my ordeal. It was almost a blessing when I was washed out of the woman's ear at the hospital. I quickly slipped away, and I am most certainly glad my aweful expirience is over- even if I'm still stuck in spider-form.
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