Dull-Witted.

Alright, so these parents posted "embarrassing" pictures of themselves on their daughter's Facebook because their daughter "got fresh" with them. (What does that even mean? Did she call them "dog" or refer to her actions as "gangsta"?)

Whatever the reason, posting on your daughter's Facebook isn't a good way of punishing your kid. UNLESS you get national attention for it. Then your daughter is SO MAJORLY embarrassed, she goes into her room and hangs herself in her closet. Then you've got a dead kid in the closet. Not a good turn of events, now is it? (I'm just say'n. Stuff happens. People get crazy.)

I think that sure, the parents did buy her the computer, the internet, yada yada, but they didn't pay for her Facebook account. That was free. And since she got it for herself, no, I don't think it classifies as her parents property. And hacking into an account is illegal, so if the daughter wanted, she could sue her parents for the hacking of her account. After all, it did cause her emotional damage and unwanted media attention. (Didn't think of that, parents, now did ya?)

I can't see my parents doing this to me on the grounds of; I'm always "fresh", I don't have a Facebook, everyone knows how insane my mother is, and my dad would never take funny pictures for any reason.

I guess the bottom line is that some things shouldn't be posted on the internet. Some stuff just needs to stay in reality. Like disciplining your children.

The Epic Procrastinator

Talent: a natural ability or skill. Noun.

Yes, it is true that everyone has a talent. But sometimes the talent isn't beneficial. Like mine.

As soon as I learned to procrastinate I was a hit. I was a natural. I can manage to entertain myself by doodling flowers and funny faces on my math paper (which is due the next day) for several hours, then BAM, it's eleven o'clock and time for bed. I also have the ability to somehow convince myself subconsciously that I can complete an English essay or blog in the class period before I have to turn it in. Needless to say, this doesn't always work out.

Will I ever get over my talent?
I'll think about it later.

Halloween Do's and Don'ts

I'm a middle-grounder when it comes to whether or not teenagers should trick-or-treat or not.

I think that as long as the kid is actually dressed in a Halloween costume and not a lame excuse for one, you should give him/her candy.

But, I admit, I am one of those people who give out candy based on their costume. As in if a little girl comes to my door dressed as a kitty- see picture for kitty reference- she gets a handful of candy and possibly a pinch on her cute wittle cheek. If a zombie comes to my door, he/she gets the door slammed in their face. (I'm afraid of zombies. Don't judge me.)

As for age limit, YES THERE IS AN AGE LIMIT. If you are an adult (over the age of 18), don't come knock'n at my door. Especially if you have gray or graying hair. Then I will call the police and force the children around you to run away because to me you are a creeper and a danger to children. Just saying.

Ah, The Good Ol' Days

Remember back when everybody was a cute little kid? And everyone had good morals? And "stupid" and "shut up" were curse words? Or what about nap time? Ah, those were the days... In fact, I have several amahzang memories, so I'm gonna go ahead and do a count down.

Number 3. Conversation With 5th Grade Dakota

          It was a sunny day, during the TAKS tests. I was sitting on the swings, and a little boy with pale skin and a dark bowl-cut hairstyle came over and started smack'n his mouth. (He still hasn't stopped) The best part of this conversation was when Dakota asked me if there was water on the moon. So contrary to popular belief, Dakota Warren wasn't born knowing everything.

Number 2. Harlie Depew Bit Me

           I think this was sometime around third grade, and it was either cold, raining, or both. We were playing dodge ball in the gym. (I remember comparing this game to war, and thought forcing children to reenact such a thing was barbaric) Long story short, she bit me, I bit back, we ended up in detention, the end.


Number 1.  I Fight With Octavia

           I think this is probably one of the weirdest memories I have of that (cough cough ratchet cough) girl. We were sitting back-to-back in the cafeteria, eating lunch, when suddenly I hear a distinctive sound. Somebody done did fart. Octavia then turned around and shouted loudly that I was the one who farted, and I protested that I was definitely not flatulent. She then made several wild hand motions and a series of "Uh huh!" and "yeah right!". By the end of this experience, I couldn't figure out if I should laugh or be a little angry. To this day, I still testify that it was her who let it rip.

         

Mi Tres el Animal Peeves

Step Uno: Pet Peeves- noun, something that ticks you off.

Step Dos:

                PEOPLE WHO AR FREAK'N MEAN FOR NO FREAK'N REASON
                           I don't like it when people are unfriendly for no reason. If you don't have a good reason to act a certain way towards someone, then just be friendly. Don't just assume you can act however you want. You'll make an *** out of you and me. :P

                BAD FREAK'N ATTITUDE
                           I know that some people like relaxing- I am one of those people- but it irks me when people just shrug off grades that fail them for the semester and shrug off that they just disrespected their teacher/ a teacher.

                FREAK'N HYPOCRITES
                            Before you criticize somebody, follow my mother's advice: you best check yo self before you wreck yo self. If somebody's got a bad freak'n attitude or somebody's being freak'n mean for no freak'n reason, take a step back and think if you do the same thing before you tell them, "Hey, Cassidy says you shouldn't do that!" because nobody likes a freak'n hypocrite. Especially me.

Step Tres: Terminado!

Step Cuatro: Terminado!

And so, this blog post is FREAK'N TERMINADO!

If You are Chinese, Don't Read This

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (Sound out the Chinese version SLOWLY out loud, it helps a lot)

Where´s the restroom? - Ai Pe Nau
Annoying teenaged boy - Hit Dat Boi
Your price is too high - Ai No Bai Fo Dang Ting
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I am not guilty - Wai No Hang Mi
Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! - Sum Ting Wong
Saying the same thing several times - Ri Pi Ting
You're using drugs too much - Ju Tu Hai
Your body odor is so offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
I didn´t know that you liked the song Call Me Maybe - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
Phew, this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung
I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
I am staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
Great - Su Pah!

Congratulations, you are now bilingual.