Remember back when everybody was a cute little kid? And everyone had good morals? And "stupid" and "shut up" were curse words? Or what about nap time? Ah, those were the days... In fact, I have several amahzang memories, so I'm gonna go ahead and do a count down.
Number 3. Conversation With 5th Grade Dakota
It was a sunny day, during the TAKS tests. I was sitting on the swings, and a little boy with pale skin and a dark bowl-cut hairstyle came over and started smack'n his mouth. (He still hasn't stopped) The best part of this conversation was when Dakota asked me if there was water on the moon. So contrary to popular belief, Dakota Warren wasn't born knowing everything.
Number 2. Harlie Depew Bit Me
I think this was sometime around third grade, and it was either cold, raining, or both. We were playing dodge ball in the gym. (I remember comparing this game to war, and thought forcing children to reenact such a thing was barbaric) Long story short, she bit me, I bit back, we ended up in detention, the end.
Number 1. I Fight With Octavia
I think this is probably one of the weirdest memories I have of that (cough cough ratchet cough) girl. We were sitting back-to-back in the cafeteria, eating lunch, when suddenly I hear a distinctive sound. Somebody done did fart. Octavia then turned around and shouted loudly that I was the one who farted, and I protested that I was definitely not flatulent. She then made several wild hand motions and a series of "Uh huh!" and "yeah right!". By the end of this experience, I couldn't figure out if I should laugh or be a little angry. To this day, I still testify that it was her who let it rip.
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