Halloween Do's and Don'ts

I'm a middle-grounder when it comes to whether or not teenagers should trick-or-treat or not.

I think that as long as the kid is actually dressed in a Halloween costume and not a lame excuse for one, you should give him/her candy.

But, I admit, I am one of those people who give out candy based on their costume. As in if a little girl comes to my door dressed as a kitty- see picture for kitty reference- she gets a handful of candy and possibly a pinch on her cute wittle cheek. If a zombie comes to my door, he/she gets the door slammed in their face. (I'm afraid of zombies. Don't judge me.)

As for age limit, YES THERE IS AN AGE LIMIT. If you are an adult (over the age of 18), don't come knock'n at my door. Especially if you have gray or graying hair. Then I will call the police and force the children around you to run away because to me you are a creeper and a danger to children. Just saying.