Mean Girls in Hawaii

A group of MEAN GIRLS were walking around a beach in beautiful Hawaii, oblivious to the dangers of their surroundings. As they walked, they struck up a conversation.

"You know who's looking fine today? Seth Mosakowski." Karen, an air-headed-blond stated.

"Okay, you did not just say that." Gretchen, a spunky brunette said.

"What? He's a good kisser." Karen protested.

"He's your cousin." Gretchen said.

"Yeah, but he's my first cousin." Karen stated.

"Right!" Gretchen said.

"So, you have your cousins, and you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins-"

"No, honey," Gretchen interrupted. "Uh-uh."

"That's not right, is it?"

"That is so not right."

"Gah, Karen, you are so stupid!" Regina George said, flipping her blond hair.

"You're not stupid, Karen." Cady said.

"No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!"

"Well, there must be something you're good at."

"I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?"

Just before Karen was going to demonstrate her talent, a coconut fell from a palm tree, and hit Regina George on the top of her head.

And that's how Regina George died.