Monday, February 6, 2012

We're Gonna Need a Body Bag. Make It Three.

A father and his daughter were fishing beside a peaceful river, enjoying a relaxing evening of fishing and father-daughter bonding. The father handed his daughter Trina the pole, and instructed her to wait until the line was pulled taunt, then she could real in a fish.

As soon as Trina took the pole, she felt a tug. "Daddy, can I pull it now?"

"Sure!" The father said, astonished that a fish took the bait so quickly.

The little girl pulled, but the fish pulled back. "Daddy, I can't real it in! Help!"

"You can do it, just real it in some more, and-" the father stopped speaking when the line snapped. The girl started to cry. "It's okay honey. We'll get it next time."

Trina pointed at the middle of the river, and asked, "Daddy, what's that?"

The father looked, and gasped. He took out his cell phone, and called the sheriff. "Don, we're gonna need a body bag. It looks like the gator got another person. No, I only see a bloody leg, and the guy's head is bobbing in some water weeds. I think that-"

Before the father could finish, he the giant jaws of a mammoth-sized gator opened wide, and swallowed the man and his daughter in one bite. The gator sank back into the river, it's stomach full of bodies. He enjoyed the feeling of being satisfied, but the gator acknowledged that he would have to feed again.

And soon.

(scary music starts to play)

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