Smelly The Disgusting Horse

Smelly the disgusting horse was standing in his stall, wondering how to scratch his derrière. As he continued to contemplate his problem, the irritation in his backside grew. At last, Smelly couldn't take it anymore.

He backed up against the fence, and neighed in contentment as his gluteus maximus was satisfied.

Little did Smelly know that Fancy, his lady horse lover, was watching. She whinnied in disgust, and galloped over to Smelly to tell him that their relationship was over.

 So Smelly, a lonely, single horse, scratched his groove thang in dismay.