Why do Farts stink?
So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
What do you call a Fish without an eye?
A 'Fsh'!
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer. (read that again if you didn't get it)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
When were vowels invented?
When u and i were born.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion?
I don't know, but when it talks you'd better listen.
Last one:
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
ZING!
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