Monday, November 12, 2012

Gracias!

Soooo Thanksgiving is right around the corner. I'm very thankful for many, many, many things, but I'm only required to list five of them, so here it goes...

5.) My Edumacation
I'm thankful for my education because it'll obviously benefit me in life, and I get to use my awesome vocabulary/slightly made-up words to amuse myself in a plethora ways. And yes, I said plethora.

4.) My Sense of Humor
I'm grateful for this because if you can't laugh and or make fun at/or life and it's idiotic moments/people who are in it with you, then you're on a short path to depression that ends with empty bottles of alcohol.


3.) My Buds
I love and care about my friends, even though I don't show it all the time. I hate it when they're mad, especially at me or at each other. So if you're my friend and you're reading this right now, hold hands with someone you're mad at and start singing Kum-Ba-Yah. You don't have to. I'm just say'n that would be fun.

2.) My Family
My family's been there since the day I was born- well kind of, my dad was at Walmart when I was born but whatever- and I got a feeling that a lot of my family will be standing around my grave when I'm gone- one of them dressed as the grim reaper, so if you see him, don't freak. He's just there for my sick amusement. :P

1.) Jesus (Duh)
Clearly, without Jesus dying on the cross for our sins, we'd all be falling from an airplane without a parachute (figuratively of course). Unless you're a Jew, which I am not. Nothing against Jews. I'm just saying that without Jesus the Jews would be the only ones able to get into Heaven. If you doubt me, Google it. But seriously, Jesus is just awesome incarnate.

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