Alwight, so if I was going to be deserted on an island with one friend and two items, I would pick Channing Tatum as my buddy, and a genie lamp and a "pole" as my two items. I think it's clear why I'd bring Mr. Chip-and-Dale and the items.
First order of business on the island would be setting up the "pole". Then I would summon the genie while Mr. Tatum begins "entertaining".
After the genie is summoned, I'd wish that the rules of wish-making (can't bring back the dead, can't wish for more wishes, can't wish for love) didn't apply to me. (loophole) I'd then wish for a never-ending number of wishes, Channing Tatum's never ending love for me, and a magical box that conjurers anything I want (food, drinks, a tempurpedic mattress JUST TO SLEEP ON, money to throw at Channing Tatum) and finally, I'd wish to summon Osama Bin Laden back from the grave so I can kill him slowly and painfully for the crimes he committed against our country.
Years later, after mine and Channing's children have been born, I'd wish that the island was bigger, then I'd wish for a really big house, finally, I'd wish that Channing's body would never be less muscular and trim so I could enjoy his company for years to come.
END!
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