Don't Drop Out!

Five reasons why one of my buddies shouldn't drop out of school.

1.) You've been in school since you were 5 or so, so why drop out when you're a mere two years away from getting out anyway?

2.) By at least completing high school, you can apply for more jobs and get paid more money by doing them. Without a diploma, your options for jobs are severely limited.

3.) School isn't that horrible. Sure, it gets dull and boring, but being kicked out of your parents' house, having no money, no job, nothing to do during the day except go to a dead-end job, and no friends is a lot worse.

4.) Some people say high school will be the best years of your life. Well, that's wrong, but high school is a special time because if you're like me, you've practically grown up with most of the people who go to school with you, and when you finally have to part ways with them, it's kinda sad, so you should take advantage of the time you have with them now.

5.) If one of my friends decide to drop out of school, and I deem their reason stupid, they shall cease to be friends with me. Let's face it- this is the best reason to stay in school, because I'm terribly entertaining and awesome. :)