This is my blog I created for English class, but sometimes I post ridiculous crap for my sick amusement.
Monday, February 11, 2013
Unvisible
Okay, for my hour of invisibility I'd sneak out of school and get in my jeep, then speed around town until a cop pulled me over. Then, he'd see that nobody was driving and go look for whoever was the speeder. As he was looking, I'd jump into his cop car and drive around with the siren blaring. I've always wanted to do that. Then, I'd go to Dairy Queen and get a free strawberry banana smoothie and a chicken salad with lots of ranch and bacon. Finally, I'd go home where I'll safely turn visible again, and I'll eat my salad and drink my smoothie while watching TV, which will have my invisible self all over the channels.
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