The Adventures of Awesome Mind Bender: Continued Continued

This is really the third time I have blogged about my supervillain self, and I still don't know if I should continue to write about this, since I have so much free time. But oh well, I'll give it a shot.

(Mrs. Waters, this isn't for English, this is for my own sick amusement.)

LAST TIME, AT MY EVIL LAIR..... Winter Woman (who is really Carly) kicked down my door, and totally tried to take my super-awesome self to jail, but failed, and I totally busted a cap in her fat cape, after she totally wrecked my crib. This totally bad A. fight sceen ended with me winning the fight, and Winter Woman begging for her pitiful life.

And that's when I killed Winter Woman. JK. (I can't kill Carly's charactor in this story, she'll kill me in real life) I was just about to crush Winter Woman's puny form with a bolder, but then Super Juan, (really Logan) cart-wheeled into my lair.

"Are you for-rizzle? Super Juan, if yo track mud up in my grill with yo fansy-smansy cartwheels, yo gonna get a cap busted in yo fat face!" I screamed at Super Juan, in a gangster accent of course. (Logan, if you're reading this, I really do love your cartwheeling powers!)

"I dare you to bust a cap in my face! You so white, you couldn't tell a Cript from a Blood!" Super Juan shouted, as his cartwheel indeed tracked mud into my grill. He then cartwheeled right into me, and knocked me off of Winter Woman, right before her demise.

Winter Woman, getting to her feet, then said, "Thanks for saving me Super Juan! You be so gangster! Let's take Awesome Mind Bender down together!"

And Super Juan replied, "Sorry, I don't work with super-white people who try to talk gangster but fail epicly. I'll deal with this evil doer all by my gangster self, thank you."

Winter Woman burst into tears, saying that Super Juan was her hero, and ran out of my not-so-secret-anymore lair, while I scoffed at her, and called her a baby.

Super Juan and I faced eachother and commenced our epic battle. SJ started to do a cartwheel, but I used my awesome mind powers to make the ruined polar bear rug fly out from under him, making him trip and fall on his face. As I approched him, he got to his feet and did a quick cartwheel, and kicked me in my face. I fell backwards, and found myself on the floor.

Super Juan toward over me, and I had the thought, "Wow, this is what I did to Winter Woman, like, two seconds ago. Dang."

Super Juan then did what I didn't expect him to do.

TO BE CONTINUED.....Possibly....