I'm On A Boat!!!

I was on a boat, far out from shore, when two giant whales exploded from the sea right in front of us! They were eating their fill of small fish, while my very best friends President Obama and Dr. Conrad Murray and I were sitting very close to them in my awesome boat.

Pres. Obama then said, "I hear by take full credit for this happening, like I did with Benladen's death, and because of this, you should elect me for president. Again."

Dr. Conrad Murray exclaimed, "I didn't kill Micheal Jackson!" I didn't know how this had anything to do with whales, but whatever.

When the sight was over, we paddled back to shore, and reporters where already waiting on us. They started asking us all of these questions, and I answered them the best I could.

"We just felt like fishing, me and my friends, since we hadn't had the chance in quite some time, due to their personal problems, that's why we went out so far...to get away from all the fans and such. 'What big whales! Dang, that was close!' was on the lines of what was going through my mind when the whales first appeared." I took a breath and collected my thoughts. "I don't think it would have been logical for me to think that I could have been swallowed, since whales aren't stupid, and only eat small creatures, but I was pretty darn scared. After all, I can't swim, so if I ended up in the water, I probably would have drowned, if not crushed by the whales."

After this encounter, Obama and Dr. Conrad Murray joined me in a very nice dinner to celebrate our friendship and the bright future for America that lay ahead of us.