Mrs. Waters, this is another post for my sick amusement! And I only posted this because Dakota Warren wanted to read it. And I kind of owe him, since I hid behind him during the premiere of "The Ouija Experiment". I laughed when he screamed. :) You better enjoy this Dakota!!
The Perfect Manly Man: Poem By Cassidy Davis
O superbly ripped abs of men
If I see them, I will rate you a ten.
O giant muscles in a guy’s arm,
I’ll bet they really inflict some harm.
O totally attractive sweat from working out,
When you walk towards me, I will never pout.
O really long legs, so fast and strong,
Stick with me, and I’ll do you no wrong!
O irresistibly attractive face,
In Mr. Universe, you would win first place.
O darlingly bright, sweet, wide smile,
Come to my house, I’ll ask you to stay a while.
O intelligent, radiant eye sockets,
I would bet you have really deep pockets.
O really attractive over-all body,
To my friends, I would call you a hotty.
Technically, that last one didn’t rhythm,
And now I’m under pressure to finish this line.
Really, I’ve run out of parts to write about, save one.
But, I’d rather not write about that, so I’ll say, I’m done!
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