My first order of piracy business would be to steal a ship, and name it the Grey Pearl. I would make my crew consist of really tough, angry, but hot looking guys with six-packs. My name would be CAPTAIN Cassidy Coolio. (Otherwise known as Triple C)
Maybe I would sail to a secret island located in the middle of nowhere, and find a mass amount of cursed treasure. I would then rip off some really dumb pirates by selling them the cursed gold for tons of money. Of course, the cursed treasure would make the pirates the living dead, and they would stalk me across the seven seas, but eventually I would win, and make off with my cash.
Finally I would embark on an epic quest to overthrow the captain of the Flying Dutchmen, and kill the kraken single-handly. I would then venture to Davey Jones' locker to rescue my best friend ever Jake Sparry, and sail away into the sunset. Jake would be kind of insane, since he would keep yelling that his name was Captain Jack Sparrow. What a nut.
My name would be feared across the entire Caribbean, and in the far future, film makers in Hollywood will make a hit series of movies based on my epic adventures as the scourge of the sea.
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