The Adventures of Awesome Mind Bender: Continued

(Mrs. Waters, this isn't really my superhero blog, this is just me being dumb, the real post is under this)

The last you heard of Awesome Mind Bender, who is really me, I was in Metralapalapalus,  where my evil lair is located, and I was rolling around in stolen cash. If you haven't read that yet, go under this post and read that first. That's when Winter Woman, who is really Carly, my arch nemesis, (in real life, she's really pretty cool, but in this she totally isn't) kicked down my door and entered inside my crib with a burst of cold air and snow!

Winter Woman exclaimed, "Awesome Mind Bender! Your evil reign of terror is over! I'm taking you to the brig!"

I yelled in a gangster way, "Nu uh!!! What you gonna do 'bout that hu foo? You gonna make it snow up in ma crib? That what yo gonna do? Man, Imma bust a cap in yo fat cape! Yo want some of this?! Take it!" Then I threw a big rock at her face (With my awesome mind powers).

Winter Woman then froze the rock mid-air, right before it hit her in the nose. It dropped to the ground with a big thud. She then, indeed, made it snow in my crib. Then it turned into a full-out blizzard. My cape was whipping behind me, and I could feel my face start to freeze. I then used my awesome mind powers to make Winter Woman see a giant spider on her face. She screamed bloody murder, and dropped to the floor, still screaming. The storm slowly stopped, and I stood there defrosting.

I started to strut towards her. "Ah man, why'd you do that? Now my sofa's all soaked and cold. I'll have to steal another one, and that's the third time this week! Do you know how hard it is to find a couch that fits with this color scheme? Tell me, did you have to freeze the rock right on my 100% pure polar bear rug? THAT'S NEVER COMMING OUT!!!!" I then kicked her in the side. (JK Carly, I'd never do that)

Winter Woman rolled over, face up. "No matter what you say or do to me villain, I'll never give up trying to arrest you and bring justice to Metralapalus!"

I replied, "Honey, there's another "lapa" in there somewhere. You must have forgotten it, since I gave you a concussion and all." I kicked her again, and placed my boot on her chest, and pressed down. Hard.

She then crocked out, "Even if you kill me, evil, totally cool, Awesome Mind Bender, other heroes will take my place. I'm warning you, they will be way better than me, a second-rate, totally un-cool hero. Think about this...really carefully...." She then proceeded to beg for her worthless life.

I then did what I wanted to do ever since she kicked down my hand carved, one-of-a-kind door.

TO BE CONTINUED....MAYBE.