An Epic Origional Poem About Haters By ME!

Mrs. Waters, this is only for my SICK AMUSEMENT!

I heard about that movie Cyber Bully so I got to thinking, what if people don't like me, and therefore comment bad things on my blog? Then this golden idea popped into my head: Why don't you write a poem about what would happen to the haters that don't like the blog, or comment bad things on your posts? So that's what I did.

 This is for all of the haters out there that don't like my blog!

O haters, dos thou not like my blog?

If you meet me in public, I will call you a female dog.

If you think my literature old and dull,

You can just beat the wall with your skull.

You find my rhythm boring and flat?

Say it to my face and I’ll beat you with a bat.

If you think my points and punctuations are atrocious,

You will find that my fighting skills are quite ferocious.

If you plan on sneaking up on me, hater-

In my pocket, I carry mace, and a shiny taser.

If you still plan on leaving a nasty comment after all this,

Getting away with your murder, will I reminisce.

And if you still think that this is all a sham,

Frankly my dear, I DON'T GIVE A  _!!

THIS WAS A WARNING.....SO THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU POST A NAUGHTY COMMENT ON MY BLOG!