The Jaw-Dropping Parody of Jaws Pt. 1

Mrs. Waters, this is for my sick amusement. This is also my first part of The Jaw-Dropping Parody of Jaws. (Mrs. Waters, not everyone dies. There is a surprise ending, and everything turns out just fine.)
Also, did you know, if you watch Jaws (the first one) backwards, the story is about a shark that can't stop throwing up people, then eventually, the people open a beach.

OKAY, SO....Since Wellington isn't near the ocean, I fudged some facts. Now, there is a very deep, and very big lake located just outside Wellington's city limits. It's around the size of the lake at Altus. It is known for the big waves, sandy beaches, and a massive boat dock. A small, skinny white boy who goes by the name of Michael Moore, who didn't follow my blog, and therefore deserves to die a horrible death, was swimming in the lake at night. I have no idea why. Michael is just weird like that.

Michael was singing a song as he swam in Lake Wellington. The song went like this:
"When I walk into school,
Yah,
This is what I see,
Okay!
Everybody stops, and is starn' at me!
I got a fake gangsta swagger
and I ain't afraid to show it
Show it, show it... Ding!
I'm a white boy and I know it!"

All of a sudden, a giant, dark shape was visible beside Michael. Michael seemed to see it, and he stopped swimming. He turned his head to see what was there. When he turned around, the shape popped to the surface, and sliced through the water towards him.

"AHHHHHH!!!" Michael screamed. The shape disappeared just before it reached the boy, and Michael sighed in relief. Then Michael felt something clamp onto his foot, and he was dragged underwater before he could scream again.

That's how Michael Moore died. (Mean Girls Reference!)

The next morning, the beach was open, and hundreds of people were swimming in the water. A very pale girl that went by the name of Yanci Thomas was water skiing. She was having a really great time. All of a sudden, she felt something hit the bottom of her ski, and she fell into the water. She wondered what had gone wrong. She whipped her blond hair back and forth, and looked around for the boat.

"¡Prisa, usted barco estúpido! ¡Quiero esquiar mayor!" She yelled.

She felt something bump into her. Whatever it was, it was big. She started to scream for the boat to hurry up, but the people on the boat couldn't hear her. They kept coming towards her at a normal pace.

The boat was taking too long. She felt something bump into her again. She screamed for help, but nobody could hear her over the roar of the boat's engine.

She started to scream again, but it was cut short when she was pulled under.

And that's how Yanci Thomas died. (Another Mean Girls reference!)