The Jaw-Dropping Parody of Jaws Pt. 3

Mrs. Waters, this is for my sick amusement. This is also my third part of The Jaw-Dropping Parody of Jaws.

LAST TIME ON THE JAW-DROPPING PARODY OF JAWS..... Michael, Yanci, Samm, and Kelsey disappeared while swimming in Lake Wellington. Britany and I went to go tell Mayor Tristan. That's it!


We entered Mayor Tristan's office, and he was playing with action figures. I cleared my throat, and he looked up. He saw us, and quickly hid his toys under his desk.

"What? Can't you see I'm busy?" He said.

"We need to tell you something." I said.

"Well, spit it out, emo person."

"I'm not emo!"

"We're getting off topic!" Britany yelled. "Samm and Kelsey just, like, got eaten! We were fishing, and Samm fell into the water, and we didn't see him again!"

"What happened to Kelsey?" Tristan asked. "How did she end up in the water?"

"That doesn't matter." Britany said quickly.

"Well, that makes four missing peoples." Mayor Tristan sighed.

"THEN CLOSE THE BEACH!" I yelled.

"You know what? No. Just because you were mean to me."

"I strongly dislike you at the moment, Tristan." I said.

"So you're just going to let more innocent people die?" Britany asked.

"Well, how about this- you two, along with another person, rent a small boat, go out on the lake, and bait whatever's eating people to come to your boat, you kill it, and everyone's happy? I get to keep the lake open, and you two get to risk your lives trying to kill an unknown marine animal!"

"YAY! That sounds like fun!" Me and Britany tapped each other's knuckles.

"But who are we going to take with us?" I asked Britany. "How about... JORDAN TORRES!"

"YAY! LET'S GO GET JORDAN!!!" Britany tapped my knuckles again, and said, "How about we bring Jastan along too!"

"YAH! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME!" I yelled. We ran to get our awesome friends, and rent a small boat.