LAST TIME ON THE JAW-DROPPING PARODY OF JAWS..... Michael and Yanci disappeared while swimming in Lake Wellington. That's it!
I was on a boat, and we were fishing for, you guessed it, fish. I was on the boat with Kelsey, Samm, and Britany.
"I got a bite!" Samm yelled. We gathered around him to see if he needed any help. "Whoa! This one's a big 'un!" He tried really hard to real the fish in, but he couldn't. All of a sudden, Samm was pulled overboard.
"OMG! SAMM!" Kelsey screeched.
We saw Samm thrash around in the water a bit, then he was pulled farther underwater. Eventually, there was a big bubble, and blood spread to the surface.
"Holy Cheese-on-a-stick! Samm's dead!" I screamed.
"SAMM IS NOT DEAD!" Kelsey yelled at me, then slapped me across the face.
"Oh, no you didn't." Britany said, and tackled Kelsey.
"WATCH OUT! YOU MIGHT PUSH HER-" Britany pushed Kelsey over the edge of the railing, and into the water. "Over the edge." I finished.
With nothing else to do, we watched Kelsey be pulled under the water, and another bubble of blood popped to the surface.
"At least their together now." Britany said. "Do you have anything nice to say about them?" She asked me.
"Nope. Samm was funny, though. I think Kelsey was funny, like, whoa, did she really ask that? And sometimes, whoa, that chick is seriously blond." I said.
"We should probably tell someone that they're dead." Britany said wisely.
"Kay. Let's go tell Mayor Tristan Patterson." I said.
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