Perplexing Parody of The Twilight Saga Pt 5

Mrs. Waters, this is for my sick amusement. This is also the last part of my parody of the Twilight Saga.


LAST TIME ON THE PERPLEXING PARODY OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA..... I'm getting sick of writing about what happened in the last part of this parody, so I'm not going to write it. If you want to know what's going on, just read the other parts yourself. Capish? 

 I finally turned around, and decided to watch the fight. They were really going at it. Jastan was totally Chris Brown, and he whipped his tail back and forth, reducing Chloe to dust. Mattie and Haley were really tearing at each others throats. Mattie bit Haley really hard on the neck, and Haley was totally turned to ashes. When Kacey saw that she was the last vampire still alive-undead-whatever, she started to flee. She ran past me so fast, she was just a blur.

I turned to see what she was doing. Kacey had grabbed a very skinny white boy, and was threatening to break his neck. She yelled, "Let me go, or Eric gets killed." She said. Eric started to cry in terror.

Iguana Man waddled beside me. "Let him go you evil demon thingy!" He yelled at her.

"NO! Not until I'm safely far away, somewhere like Forks."

"Where the crap is Forks?"

"It's a small foresty town that has little to no sunlight year round!"

Before Kacey could further explain this 'Forks', I whipped out my super awesome cross bow, (because this is my parody, and I wanted to kill a vampire with a crossbow) loaded a very sharp wooden stake into it (and got a splinter) aimed it, and fired it. The stake sailed through the air, and straight into Kacey's heart. She looked shocked, and then crumbled to dust.


I started to sing:
Du Du Du!
Another one bits the dust!
Du Du Du!
Another one bits the dust!
And another one gone,
And another one gone,
Another one bits the dust!

Iguana Man joined in: "Du Du Du!"

Then we started to sing:
"We... are the champions.....my friends....
Bum Bum Buuuuummm!
And we'll.....keep on FIGHT'N....Till the end!
Bum Bum Buuuuuuummmm!
'Cause we...are the champions.....
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!"

Then Eric yelled at us, "SHUT UP!" And ran away. (are you happy Eric?! You are finally in my parody.)

Then we all lived happily ever after.  (And Samm was still quite dead, so PLEASE LET IT GO!)

(P.S. Follow my blog, or die in one of my parodies! I'm being completely serious.)